Bored, drinking my beer on the floor

Surrounded by people I mostly abhor, wanting more.

And so the night goes,

A lot of beer flows,

What can a guy do to make it right?

And then abruptly my pair of eyes see

A pair of guys get into a fight.

Funny how a fight can break the ice

And make the whole night better

Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT!

Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT!

Fist fly, hits him in the eye

Knocks him on the ground, now he starts to cry.

I dont mean to be pompous or mean.

Try to love each other-

Thats the way it should be,

But dont you think that maybe every once in a while

A good fist fight makes everyone smile?

Funny how a fight can break the ice

And make the whole night better

Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT!

Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT!

Blood, teeth, broken glass on the floor

But if the fights right the fighters just might

Decide to be friends and make amends

And as we get closer to the end,

Its time to sing the chorus once again.

Funny how a fight can break the ice

And make the whole night better

Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT!

Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT!