The black silhouette appears at my door

Dragging me out, Im clawing the floorboards.

Pretty soon Im all heads up

For long bombs and double-knotting my Keds up.

Fake left, go left, quarterback sneak.

Try to wriggle out of it, hell knock you into next week.

Curve ball, bean ball, spit ball, damn it all.

Sportsnut Alcatraz digging out the back wall.

Dont blame me I dont wanna run a buttonhook

Im in the middle of a good book.

I quit!

And I dont need to win

I dont wanna be an easy out again.

Why dont you stay here and play with yourself? (repeat)

Its not that Im weak or dont like outside.

Sometimes I submit and sometimes I hide out,

And its a lowly existence.

But when the low survives its from persistence.

Fake left go long, quarterback sneak

Try to wriggle it out of it, Ill knock you into next week.

Man on first, man on third,

Nerd on second with the knees like a bird

Dont blame me I dont wanna run a buttonhook

Im in the middle of a good book.

I quit!

And I dont need to win

I dont wanna be an easy out again.

Why dont you stay here and play with yourself? (repeat)

Well heres a ball, theres a yard.

Go chase it like a stupid St. Bernard (repeat)

I hate a lotta hate a lotta games

I probably oughta not-

I mightve liked em better but a stupid St. Bernard

Made me this way, its OK.