Tonys got a botfly in his forehead

Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe

Daves got leeches,

Mikes got flu,

Everybodys got a parasite,

Ive got you.

First date: we thought it was great

We drank and we ate.

We stayed up real late.

Next week we hit our peak

Making the bedsprings creak.

And now, one month later.

Tonys got a botfly in his forehead

Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe

Daves got leeches,

Mikes got flu,

Everybodys got a parasite,

Ive got you.

I guess thats what I get

For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets

You were a wolf in a sheepskin

Playing for keeps and I lost

And now, twenty years later

Tonys got a botfly in his forehead

Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe

Daves got leeches,

Mikes got flu,

Everybodys got a parasite,

Ive got you.

Ive got you!

Ive got you!

Somebody tell me what to do

Should I try a bit of vinegar?

Has someone got an antidote?

Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,

Rum and coke if nothing else will do

Everybodys got a parasite,

Ive got you.

Tonys got a botfly in his forehead

Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe

Daves got leeches,

Mikes got flu,

Everybodys got a parasite,

Ive got you.